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Traveling anytime soon? I’m fairly certain that you will sooner or later explore an unknown and far away land where you don’t know the language! (You’re there to experience the new and beautiful culture, places, entertainment, festivals and… nice looking people) My one-month trip to the impressively arts-based and adventurous Montreal, Quebec on my lonesome made me realize very quickly what French words were the utmost useful in getting around the city.
In a sea of unfamiliar crowds and spaces, my three phrases will save you from unsavory disaster and enable you to fulfill your basic needs, with more time to experience what life has! I’ve also translated the following phrases into popular languages that might be a destination of interest to you.
1. Where is the nearest washroom?
Could be a hole in the ground (I would then endeavor to translate in the language of interest, “May I borrow your headlight?” if this is the case) or a shifty stall or a five class hotel room- either way when we need to go, we need to go.
American: Where is the nearest restroom?
Spanish: ¿Dónde está el más cercano cuarto de baño?
French: Où est la plus proche des toilettes?
Icelandic: Hvar er næsta snyrting?
2. Where is the nearest McDonalds?
When you are driving along the Interstate 81,on an indigenous island, or in a extremely busy metropolitan, let’s face it, you know one thing that’s certain- McDonald’s hamburgers taste the same throughout any continent, is open 24/7 and is the cheapest fuel for your stomach out there. Then you can dig into those live worms and dingoes.
(I experienced a good, healthy dose of maple syrup yogurt and other choice maple syrup food stuffs in Montreal)
American: Where is the nearest McDonalds?
Spanish: ¿Dónde está el más cercano de McDonalds?
French: Où est la plus proche McDonalds?
Icelandic: Hvar er næsta McDonalds?
3. Do you speak English?
When all else fails and your language guidebook accidentally translates “Where is the washroom” to “Where can I go to eat big and greasy hog ears?” in French to the locals (when I was in Montreal, such a place existed and I did not want my washroom to be confused with this establishment!) Fortunately for me, Montreal was bilingual, but maybe not so much at your destination- but you will eventually find that savior…somewhere.
Stress and exams are a part of high school life, but when there’s boring work to be done, there’s procrastination. More times than not procrastination is viewed as a time-waster, but there is, however, productive procrastination.
I have been told that when preparing for a diploma exam, you should study 20 hours of the subject before the test. Everyone knows that they are not going to study 20 hours, but there is still a lot to be done. During those times of boredom comes procrastination. Facebook is one of the top ways to distract yourself from studying and it isn’t productive to be on it for hours and hours since it is known to be addictive. Video games, computer games, iPod apps, StumbleUpon, and TV are other major ways that people procrastinate.
Studying is almost like waking up in a way. The alarm goes off and no one wants to wake up, but they know that they are going to have to in a few minutes to get anything done during the day. To get a really good grade on our diplomas or finals, we know that we are going to have to put in the time, even though we really don’t want to have to do that much work. It will be worth it in the end though because we can just move on to the next day; just like finally going to bed after a long day, still knowing that you’re going to have to wake up to an alarm the next morning.
Now that you’ve learned about how to procrastinate properly, its time to get started studying and get procrastinating. One of the recommended tips when procrastinating is to set a timer. A lot of times people get carried away procrastinating and lose track of time, resulting in no studying getting done. Pick a time and stick to it, no hitting snooze over and over.
Well this was a great way for me to productively procrastinate from studying for my exams for a good chunk of time.
With a new year and exams coming up (or for those in university like me, a new semester beginning), I’m sure you don’t want to stress yourself out with money. It’s a tough thing for a student to obtain, so many seek part-time jobs and scholarships.
Before I recommend some steps or methods on how to save money, I just want to you to know that even though it’s nice to have some money, going to school and getting something out of your education is more beneficial. Just think of it like this: you spend $500 for one course, with possibly a $70 textbook and let’s say $30 miscellaneous payments. That would be $600 of your hard-earned cash, and if you don’t know squat about the subject because you’ve been busy trying to earn money, then you’re just throwing your money at the institution overpricing your courses. So, if that’s the case then you might want to decrease the amount of shifts you have or find a different job with a more lenient schedule (or perhaps work seasonally, during the breaks, when you don’t have school work or exams to worry about).
Aside from that, here are tips on how to stop wasting money as a student!
Psychology of money
I think this is very important to understand money to avoid “useless” spending. To briefly indulge in this complicated topic, I’m just going to give you an example. Imagine spending $5 everyday for a cup of coffee. Five whole dollars doesn’t seem like much for a short-term gain of joy/waking up/etc. However when you add it up that’s $1,825, nearly $2,000 spent in a whole year, just on coffee. That’s pretty much a semester at the University of Calgary!
What I’m saying is that people usually think on the short-term of things instead of the long-term. Much like the impulsive shopper, some purchases are only to satisfy the short-term wants instead of needs. The difference between those two should be pretty obvious: needs are something that are required to survive, whereas wants are simply desires or “extras” to those needs. Of course, it’s nice to satisfy your wants, but if that is your number one priority at all times then your wallet is probably suffering big time.
Buy used
Make sure you inspect used items before purchasing
A lot of purchases these days are a waste of money. New books, video games, textbooks and even cell phones are getting pricier and pricier. If you’re a busy student, what are the chances that you’ll be reading that new (insert current popular book franchise fad) series in a month or two? If you know for sure that you won’t have time to make use of your new item, wait a month or two and see if the price drops. If not, then browse for deals (Boxing Day, end-of-the-month/year sales) or websites that are known to have deals (Amazon, Ebay, Kijiji). Even ask around, if you know your friends are filthy rich!
I’m not going to list out the stuff that you should and shouldn’t buy used, but I’m sure you can use your discretion. Remember that things get cheaper over time (especially technology since roughly every two years they come out with something new and more advanced), so instead of continually re-updating your iPhone, maybe wait for a few more updates until your old iPhone is broken or something. Not because you’re bored of it!
If you don’t like to buy things used, then try to find something that is in brand new condition, but has been previously bought. Usually items are sold less because people cannot return the item and just want to make at least some of their money back, not because they want a profit.
Stop being lazy and prepare
If you think that you don’t have time to prepare breakfast or lunch, try to make something the night before and put it in the fridge for the next day. You’ll save a lot of money by bringing a lunch instead of buying one (most meals that satisfy your tummy are at least $7) and if that extra weight of a lunch box is a pain on your shoulders, then you just have to make sure you’re carrying things that are necessary! Stop carrying that one textbook to every class when you don’t need it. You’re just straining yourself and being silly.
In addition to meals, you might want to pack a snack or two instead of spending that $2 at the vending machine. If you really like that F9 item in your school’s vending machine, find it in bulk at Costco or Wholesale. As someone who eats a lot, I tend to bring at least one item to satisfy any of my foreseeable cravings: something sweet, salty and sour. This is usually in the form of gummy candy, hard candy, chips/crackers, cookies, trail mix and so forth. I try to prepare myself for those long days at school!
Make Use of Items
Impress your friends with your culinary skills and amuse them with your lunch box!
Reusing is a pretty key part of saving money. Buy a good water bottle and fill it up with tap water or filtered water. If you’re preparing for a hot day at school or even relaxing at a park, put your bottle in the freezer and if you boil water but don’t want to burn yourself, pour water beforehand and let it sit on your counter until you have to go. If you are truly a coffee addict, then try to bring a reusable mug; there are usually discounts at the coffee store (even if it’s 10 cents, it’s better than nothing). If you are staying in at a fast food joint, ask for a mug (Tim Hortons offers this) and it will help both the environment and your wallet.
If you like to go shopping, make use of everything you get from the store/mall: bags can be used for garbage cans or carrying school supplies (and not just your clothes). If there are other miscellaneous objects you think you might use, you can save it for later in other circumstances. If you don’t have that ability to predict what you’ll do, then I can’t help you there.
Have fun
As a student, I get bored often. So I like to hang out with my friends! Instead of going to the mall every week, try to make these hang-out days a treat; after exams, celebrate by going somewhere. You might have to spend $20 on that day, but it is ultimately cheaper and more rewarding than spending at least $5 every week at the mall (I know it doesn’t get you much, but let’s just say hypothetically).
If you like to watch movies, try to avoid movies that you know will have a DVD release within 1-2 months. Genres include romantic comedies, children movies and Twilight. If you have good self-control, go to the movies only if you really want to see it. And even if you have two different “groups” of friends, try to avoid watching the same movie twice. Even if you really like it. Get the DVD in that case!
Is it really worth spending $12 to make fun of a movie you know is not worth the money and time? Stop feeding these corporate goons!
Better items, bigger purchases
People tend to avoid spending $50 on an item when you can buy a similar one for $10. But what if you had to replace that $10 ten times in a year, versus never replacing that $50 item? I know which one is a better money-saving technique! Seriously though, stop spending money on cheap items made from China and start thinking about where items come from. Wal-Mart might be cheap, but are the items of high quality? Not usually. And even though designer jeans can last a while, you could at least wait for a sale instead of shelling out $200 for something you might not wear a lot.
Replacing you is not fun...
Invest in good items and do not be afraid of spending a huge amount of money in one item. You will probably save more money that way because the better product outlasts the cheaper product. Usually reusable batteries save you money on the long-term.
So that’s basically all I have! If you have any more, feel free to comment below. If you skipped everything I wrote then at least remember this: Think of the long-term savings rather than the short-term satisfaction.
It is a super amazing science competition where students make a project based on a certain topic in science or mathematics and present it to judges and the public. You can find out more technical information at the CYSF site.
I’ve been competing in the CYSF for four years now, and I must say, I think everyone should do it! It’s fun, educational, and most importantly, it’s AWESOME. Here’s some reasons why I think YOU should compete with me! (Or at least come see the projects!)
1. IT’S REALLY FUN
When you do your science fair project, it’s really cool because you can study ANYTHING you want! There are so many different topics you can study: psychology, mathematics, biology, even astronomy! You can literally study any subject that interests you, so your project can be whatever you want it to be.
As well, you get a day of school to run around the Olympic Oval looking at other people’s projects. I think this is really fun because you get to see what other youth have been up to over the year. (As well, sizing up the competition!) And then on science fair day, when all the projects are open to the public, you get to show of your project. Everyone gets to see all the cool things you’ve studied and learned, an experience that truly makes the effort worth it.
2. You get PRIZES!
There is a plethora of awards available for students competing in the fair. They reward students in a variety of topics with plaques, trophies, and MONEY. As long as you fit a certain criteria, you can win STUFF! (List of awards available here)
3. You learn stuff!
Through science fairs, I have learned so many things about science as a result of my research and experimentation. In Grade 7, I learned about Newton’s Laws; in Grade 8, I learned about radiation; in Grade 9, I learned about neutrinos and quantum physics. As you can, I have learned many things about many aspects of science.
So what are you waiting for? Registration is really easy, and free! Just go to your school’s Science Fair coordinator and ask them to register you.
2011 brought us Occupy Wall Street, a royal marriage and the death of Osama Bin Laden. However, a less mentioned medium of media has surged and blossomed in the past decade: YouTube. As the population rose and earthquakes struck, YouTube users submitted a plethora of what may be the best videos of the year.
A man with a silver tongue steps up to the plate to deliver a speech on the modern day elephant-in-the-room, homosexuality. As 19-year-old Zach Wahls recalls tales from his upbringing and childhood, he draws out the struggles and strength that stands as the foundation of his life.
“…Your family doesn’t derive its sense of worth from being told by the state: “You’re married, congratulations.””
Although it isn’t your run-of-the-mill cat video, Zach Wahls truly voices the inspiration of a journey.
This emotional taxidermist passionately demonstrates his art through riveting scenes in this one minute commercial.
Nope! Just Chuck Testa.
We’ve probably all heard it from somewhere, but this four-word phrase swept the internet into a frenzy. From his voice to his acting, Chuck Testa may well be the worlds most famous taxidermist.
A truly inspirational video that portrays the effect of persistence, effort and passion. This group of teenage boys fought against the odds to do what they love to do; play soccer. This video is sure to make you smile and shows the capabilities of human ambition. This team, that started on an old wooden playing field, is now regarded as one of Southern Thailand’s best soccer clubs.
Arguably THE cutest video on the internet, a baby kitten is hugged by her mother. This video is sure to draw out an “aww” from even the grumpiest of people.
A cover of “Look At Me Now” by Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes. Amy immediately dives into the rap impressively and then WOWS you with her vocals. This cute duo composes of Amy and her fiance Nick. You can check out more of their covers at http://www.youtube.com/user/karmincovers.
A devastating view of the Japan earthquake and tsunami that struck on March 11, 2011 that claimed the lives of over 18,000 people. The earthquake had an 8.9 magnitude on the Richter’s scale and devastated the nation of Japan.
These are just a few of the thousands of videos that lay within the labyrinth of YouTube. Whether it’s a chuckle or heart wrenching, YouTube seems to have it all.
First, for those of you who don’t know what papercrafts are, which I would assume to be a majority of you, they’re models constructed mainly out of paper. Just think back to math class in elementary school where you had to cut out and glue paper to make 3d cones, cubes, prisms and what not. Papercrafts are essentially that, except generally much more complex.
I found this pretty simple but amazingly adorable papercraft and thought I’d share it with you all. Behold Mawaru-Penguindrum:
The box in the background there is a part of the papercraft and you can actually put the penguins inside it. The whole thing together is pretty small (3cm*8cm*5cm)
To request the template just email wxy.pipi@gmail.com and ask for it. Or you can leave your email in a comment and I’ll be happy to forward the template.
If your interested in more papercrafts then I suggest you go to this site:
The Girl Effect is about empowering young girls to end the cycle of poverty and create a brighter future for themselves and the world. It’s not hard to get involved! Our ability to change a life is so attainable that we have no excuse to underachieve. Don’t become sheltered in complacency. Concern will shed our indifferences and remind us that we too are empowered -and we are blessed with the opportunity to do the same for someone else.
The founders of the Girl Effect explain one of the main reasons for the campaign:
“It has been shown that an educated girl will invest 90% of her future income in her family, compared to 35% for a boy. Yet 250 million adolescent girls live in poverty and are more likely than boys to be uneducated, married at a young age, and exposed to HIV/AIDS. Today, less than two cents of every international development dollar go to girls, the very people who could do the most to end poverty. As long as girls remain invisible, the world misses out on a tremendous opportunity for change.”
I’m a night owl. I have always been this way – not sleeping until late at night, and regretting it in the morning when I have to go to school. When Winter Break came, my sleeping habits became worse than ever: late night television until 3 a.m. and never being able to wake up for breakfast was the usual plan. But honestly, sleeping earlier is the way to go. I’ve made fun of all my early bird friends, yet am actually secretly jealous. HOW DO I DO WHAT THEY DO?! Here’s a few tips a learned to get my sleep schedules back on track.
1. Take away all the distractions in your room.
As much as it may pain you, request your parents to take away your television, and your laptop, and all your other flashy gadgets. They will become the bane of your existence if your goal is to wake up in the morning. If you must have a light in your room that could possibly provoke you into not going to sleep right away, keep it far away from your bed. Resolve is key!
2. Don’t make excuses.
When the alarm clock starts ringing, get up immediately. Don’t dawdle and think, “A few more minutes…” A few more minutes easily turns into too many minutes gone by.
3. Stay motivated.
Give yourself a better reason to wake up. Why is it so much easier to wake up when you are going to have a field trip, than a plain old day of school? Make up an excuse. Imagine you are going to ace your quiz if you wake up a few minutes earlier tomorrow morning. Anything that will help you accomplish your goal works.
4. Keep the alarm clock away from your bed.
This prevents you from rationalizing your way out of waking up; the alarm clock will keep on blaring, and you won’t be able to get a wink of last minute sleep.
5. Immediately walk around after getting out of bed, and out of your room.
Being active definitely sends a message to your brain. It’s no longer time to sleep!
6. Plan your path to early rising accordingly.
Set a bedtime. Although this seems ridiculous, since many of us have just recently gotten rid of the ridiculously early bedtime, it really is the only way you’ll ever succeed. 11 p.m. is the latest one should go to sleep at night. Slowly begin waking up earlier, in five minute intervals. Every week, you wake up a little earlier than the week before, until you can FINALLY call yourself an earlier riser.
Are you a meticulous perfectionist? Do you walk into exams with sweaty hands, a pounding heart and a headache? If you answered yes to the first question, you’re more likely to have test anxiety. And if you answered yes to the second question, you probably do have test anxiety. But worry not! Read the following tips to help reduce test anxiety and perform better on your next exams!
1) Be prepared.
Obviously if you haven’t studied the test contents, you’re going to panic about walking into an exam you’re unprepared to take. Study at least a week in advance and review for at least half an hour a day. Make sure you know what you’re getting tested on. Find out what kind of a learner you are- visual, tactile, auditory, independent, etc. Use that to your advantage. Forming a study group could be very helpful. But just make sure you don’t get distracted too much.
2) Take care of yourself.
Try to get eight or nine hours of sleep the night before the exam. If you get less than six hours or sleep, you won’t be able to think as clearly and sharply. You may even fall asleep while you’re taking the exam. Exercise half an hour a day- it helps with blood circulation, and thinking clearly. Try to avoid drinking coffee.
3) Watch what you think.
Before you walk into the exam room, try to think positively. Thinking that you are going to fail is only going to stress you out. Be careful who you surround yourself with. Stop yourself from thinking things like “I don’t think I’m going to do well,” “I’m going to fail” or “Oh dear lord, I can’t remember a thing.” If you can’t stop yourself, try re-wording them. For example, “I think I’m going to do well,” “I’m going to succeed,” or “Oh dear lord, I thank you for this grand opportunity.”
4) Avoid panic inducing situations.
If you’re taking a diploma, make sure you DO NOTcarry your cellphone in with you. You may have to take a year off after high school because you couldn’t take the diploma for a course you were required to submit if you’re caught with a phone. Arrive on time for the exam. Don’t arrive too early though. Pack all the things you’ll need the night before (i.e. pencils, pens, erasers, white-out, ruler, calculator, extra batteries, lead). And double check you have everything while the papers are being handed out.
5) Stay calm and relaxed.
Whether it’s right before the exam or during, keep calm. Take about five slow breaths. Don’t look around you. Focus on yourself and the desk in front of you. If it helps you, recite some of the things you had to memorize. Otherwise, try not to think about the test before you start it. And when you’re writing the test, don’t think about the near or distant future. Focus on the questions. If you run into a question you aren’t sure about, don’t panic. Move on and come back to it later on.
6) Use a bit of stress to your advantage.
Too much stress isn’t good for your academic performance, or your health. But a little stress can help to remind you that you need to study. (Click here to read my article on dealing with stress.)
7) Don’t skip a meal before an exam.
Don’t take a test on an empty stomach. But don’t eat too much either that you’re feeling really full. Try to avoid foods that are high in sugar and fat. Also avoid processed foods. Try going for fruits and vegetables instead, or other foods with protein.
8 ) Take your time.
Don’t feel rushed when you see that other students handed in their exams early. You aren’t rewarded for handing it in early. And even if you may finish early, double or triple check your exam. Make sure, if you’re using a scantron, that you marked down the answer you chose correctly. Make sure you have read the questions and answers carefully.
9) Read the directions.
Always, always read the questions. Don’t just skim over them and start writing on what you think the question is asking. Read the directions at the beginning of the exam as well. They may contain important information that you need to consider for writing the exam.
10) Reward yourself.
After you’re done writing your exam, reward yourself, whatever it may be. Go out with your friends, or watch a movie at home with your family. Know that, after the done, there is nothing you can do about it. So don’t stress over it or think about what you may have done wrong.
Let’s face it – all, or at least, most of us have come across the oh-so-crazy concept of cheating (surprise, surprise) some time in our lives, whether it be ourselves, our friends, or our classmates that have been practising the cunning art. So what exactly is cheating? Many would explain the copying of each other’s answers on homework assignments or on tests as academic “collaboration” of sorts. If it is so, the why not bring Albert Einstein into your next physics test? Why not call up William Shakespeare to write your next English play? According to dictionary.com, cheating is “to practice fraud or deceit; to violate rules or regulations; to take an examination or test in a dishonest way, as by improper access to answers.”
Sure, we have heard funny, amusing stories about people cheating; a particular one told by my previous physical education teacher was ridiculous: his friend, taking a final exam on body muscles, had failed to memorize the locations and names of these muscles the night before. Anxious about failing the exam, he took a Sharpie and wrote all the muscle names on his skin. Of course he was caught during the test – and was failed from the program. I’m sure, if he took that time to properly study instead of tattooing the answers onto his skin, he would have aced the exam. What can I say? People resort to foolish, senseless ideas far too quick in times of need…
Upon entering high school, I have found that teachers and school staff have a growing emphasis on academic integrity, stressing the consequences if we cheat – especially in the form of plagiarism. At first, it was hard to adapt to this environment. In junior high, teachers encouraged us students using (and even copying) internet resources to complete our assignments; they hardly cared about citations on any kind of work. However, I believe it is right for high school teachers to start criticizing us for (often unintentional) plagiarism – it gets us prepared for the real world out there. Authors get sued all the time for stealing one another’s ideas, and you don’t want to get involved with those situations.
Recently, an article on cheating has been brought to my attention. The article illustrates cheating on a global scale, not just in local schools. Here is a passage about the issue:
The path to US college acceptance, however, increasingly compels students to sacrifice their integrity. For the right price, unscrupulous college prep agencies offer ghostwritten essays in flawless English, fake awards, manipulated transcripts and even whiz kids for hire who’ll pose as the applicant for SAT exams.
To say the truth, it really surprises me how far people will go for marks, for a better university, a better life. Several questions that baffled me about this was: why would anyone fake their own knowledge just to get a supposedly “better” post-secondary experience? Would they not think that rejection from a certain university or college is a perfectly reasonable outcome – because they’re not well-suited enough for the programs at that particular education facility? (Not doubting anyone’s ability of course; everyone has the potential to fulfill their goals if one really tries.) Just the idea of how willing people are to lie to themselves about their own abilities is preposterous…
One response from my other teacher to this issue that I really admire is his use of trust. When having a test, he wouldn’t walk around the classroom or watch us from every angle like we were threatening prisoners, suspecting us of dishonesty. Instead, he told our class that he has faith in us, that we wouldn’t cheat even if he walked right out of the classroom – which he did do. He said that if we really were pressured to have good academics, he would give us any mark we wanted – if we dared to accept the mark we did not deserve, the mark that we did not achieve; after all, learning isn’t the teacher’s business. It’s the student’s responsibility. And tests – partly – are just evaluations of how well the students are understanding the material taught in class.
Fortunately, there are many ways of discouraging acts of cheating. One is to encourage positive attitude – toward pressure, towards ourselves – and be content with whatever the outcome may be. Be a role model! Refuse opportunities for cheating and encourage others to do the same. Another is talking to your peers and look down upon the use of cheating to get good marks. You can always talk to your teachers and find out the expectations for their class, what plagiarism is, et cetera. The internet is also a good resource for rules and regulations. Finally, embrace any upcoming challenges with integrity and self-honesty. This way you can enter the world prepared, feeling good about yourself, and ready to face any problem head-on!
A rare, fragile yet charming form of art – latte art is usually created either during the process of pouring microfoam (perfectly steamed milk) onto the crema (brown foam formed at the top of freshly brewed espresso), creating a heart or rosette (free pouring); or by drawing a pattern in the foams with a coffee stirrer (etching). As with most perishable, edible creations, latte art lasts only minutes, as microfoam and crema are both unstable colloids that separate quickly (physics in coffee!?)
What happens when you give kids a rotten banana, a can of beans or half eaten… for Christmas? Wanted to ever see kids reaction if this ever happened? Look no further, these parents lived up to the challenge of giving their kids rotten presents before Christmas. Expect lots of crying.
The World Juniors wrapped up this week in Calgary, with Sweden taking home the gold in a thrilling overtime win over the Russians. The tournament itself was a huge success, with attendance records being shattered and official broadcaster TSN reaching all-time highs for viewership. As always, there were several controversial subjects to be broached, the excessive celebrations by several players and the use of embellishing and diving to draw penalties being a couple. However, the one that I want to discuss is the issue of Canadian (dare I say it?) arrogance.
Image courtesy of Canadian Press
On one hand, Canadians are extremely proud of what Hockey Canada provides – whether it be the World Juniors, the World Championships or the Olympics, Canada has a history of excellence when it comes to hockey. With the most gold medals in history, along with medaling for the past 13 consecutive years, it is clear that Canada is dominant at the Under-20 level. Canada has quite literally spread the game of hockey across the world, popularizing it in regions ranging from Europe to the Middle East. This has manifested in Canadians’ minds in that supremacy is now an expectation when it comes to hockey. Slogans such as “Gold or bust” or the justification of any Canadian player’s actions, legal or otherwise, have come to the forefront of cheering for Canada. Simply put, Canadian hockey has been so good for so long, that Canadians expect it to carry on with a legacy of excellence.
Image courtesy of CTV Media Archives
On the other hand, however, sits the rest of the world. Fact of the matter is that between Sweden, Russia, the United States, the Czech Republic and Finland, there are at least five other nations that can win against any team in the world on any given day. That being said, the arrogance and sense of entitlement that Canadians can sometimes feel truly is disrespectful. Take the semi-final game against Russia, for example. Rather than accepting that the Russians have a highly skilled team, Canadians instead chose to blame their own team for having a bad game. I heard things like “Canada beats Russia nine out of ten times, by five or six goals, easily.” The reality of the situation, however, is that Canada was losing 6-1 at one point, and very rarely does a team get a five goal lead while being inferior to the other team. Furthermore, the booing of Russian players like tournament MVP Yevgeni Kuznetsov shows a huge lack of respect and sportsmanship. The man played an excellent game, scoring a hat trick to ensure Russia’s victory, and to boo his Player of the Game award is petty and disrespectful. This goes beyond the fans, with media outlets like TSN choosing to focus more on the failures of Canada, rather than the successes of other nations (if you were to go to TSN’s website, you would see the headline story is Canadian bronze, NOT Swedish gold).
Image courtesy of Canadian Press
Ultimately, should Canadians be proud of the talent that Hockey Canada produces year in and year out? Yes. It’s one of the best in the world and has the history to prove it. However, there is a fine line between pride and arrogance, one that Canadians often tread rather carefully when it comes to hockey. I understand that there is an expectation for excellence based on the talent that we see – I want Canada to win gold each year, too. However, this should not become entitlement. There are several other “hockey nations” in the world, all of which bring a competitive roster virtually each year, and all of which have just as much of a shot at gold as Canada does. Furthermore, yes, there are rivalries with the Russians and the Americans, even the Swedes, and yes, I know everyone, myself included, wants to see Canada lay a beatdown on said nations. That being said, I think it’s still important to be able to recognize the talent present on other teams. We should applaud the efforts of players like Kuznetsov, Yakupov, Campbell, and Friberg.
Canadians have this reputation of being welcoming and amiable, but that goes out the door when it comes to hockey. We scoff at American patriotism, but at the same time, do the same during the Olympics and the World Juniors. Maybe it’s time to recognize that while Canada is great, other countries can be great too. Losses can be bitter, but we should still be able to appreciate the showcase of upcoming talent that the World Juniors is really all about. These players are 17, 18, 19 – kids, really, and we should show appreciation and acknowledgement of their skill. The best way to get back at them is not to boo them, but to beat them. If we can’t beat them, then celebrate their successes.
But hey, at least we didn’t riot this time around. 😉
2011 was one of the greatest years for the alternative music scene… at least, I think so! And if others disagree, then I will gladly re-word to: 2011 was one of the greatest years for my personal music library. The following will be my own chart for the top ten alternative albums that I’ve listened to in 2011. Though it is not comprehensive and lacks a lot of great albums, it is what I’ve discovered for myself. That’s my disclaimer. However, don’t even think about counting my chart out, I’m sure there’s an optimistically high chance that at least one album on this list will interest you enough that you’d say “I can’t believe I didn’t hear this for an entire year!” Unless your entire playlist consists of heavy metal and/or country and/or hip hop and/or techno and/or dubstep, then my sincere apologies, this isn’t the right list!
You may have discovered Iron & Wine through The Twilight Saga movies… or not. What’s important is that you’ve discovered Samuel Beam‘s wondrous vocals and his amazing folk tunes. What’s captivating about Beam’s latest album is that it paints pictures of both happy and sad. With his musical experimentation, Beam incorporates many different sounds from electric synthesizers to horns all combining to create a coherent picture of pop, the kind you find in the 60s or 70s. A very full and encompassing atmosphere is created with the multiple instruments found on this track. The final product is a one of a kind portrait of emotions, unique down to the core.
Dave Grohl, along with his fun-loving cohorts, produced one of their “heaviest albums yet” as described by Grohl himself. What I personally got out of it? It’s a track of pure rock. Keeping the sound of the Foo Fighters alive, the band delved into the depths of their rock & roll potential, and produced this beauty of a rock album. It’s one of those albums where you know the band did only what they wanted to do without caring about reception. Charged with unprecedented vocals, pummelling drums and chords shred to pieces, yet at the same time incorporating melodies that get you singing along, Wasting Light can definitely appeal to the masses.
Foster the People: indie band turned mainstream. I must throw it out there that I listened to Foster the People before they were mainstream, but the fact of the matter is: good music is good music, whether mainstream or not. Debuting their first album, Foster the People reached amazing success. Mark Foster’s falsettos and the band’s cunning ability to make your heartbeat match their rhythms combine to create a formula of pure magic. I can’t name a single song that isn’t catchy on this album. From songs that make the dancer come out of you to songs that allow you to reminisce on the innocence of summer, Foster the People captivated many with their debut. Don’t bother hiding the fact that you’ve whistled along to their songs, cause there’s absolutely no shame in that. In fact, it would be a shame if you were ashamed.
Beirut’s distinct sound never fails to mesmerise. Zachary Condon’s unique voice matches his band’s instrumentation perfectly. The harmony of vocals, accordions, brass instruments, and more all elude from generic songs found playing on your local radio stations. Instead, a truly internal feeling arises with the sound of Beirut; one where you wouldn’t mind being alone for a few hours, where you get to embrace to comforts of being alone. No fancy beats, no bass drops, nothing that you can recall hearing on MTV– only tracks that lead to the purest and most intimate feelings of bliss. Don’t be surprised if you find your body releasing an excess of oxytocin.
Canada’s very own Dallas Green, with his angelic voice, delivers yet another spine-chilling album. The combination of Green’s unmistakable ability to access the entire spectrum of his voice, from high to low and soft to loud, as well as his acoustics really add up to an unforgettable album. Painting the portrait of love, the album explores the beauties of being in love, both the happiness and ecstasy and consequently the misery and bitterness. In fact, that’s where the album title comes from: the “little heavens” and “little hells” of a relationship. With such beautiful numbers, Little Hell identifies with just about anybody. Green gorgeously transforms his emotions into song, effortlessly plucking on heartstrings with surgical precision.
The phenomenal Florence Welch returns with her band to present an amazing album, filled with emotion and a formula to leave the listener distraught, wondering what just hit their ears with such force and tremor. Welch powerfully uses her vocals to produce bold and confident tracks, accompanied with reverberating percussions and soulful choirs. The album title is fitting, as it celebrates the art of music, the type that can intimately invoke emotions. The unequivocal organic sound of Florence + The Machine creates the image of an erupting volcano of affection and disturbance. Welch’s prodigious voice performs with such a captivating presence that shockwaves echo through the room with haunting chills.
The duo of Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney released their masterpiece very late in the year. But December’s finest album prevailed as instantly one of the best albums of the year. What makes that possible is the transformation of the Black Keys’ sound. Brothers, as soulful as it was, was replaced with an intensified rock and roll, all the while keeping the roots of The Black Keys intact. Frivolous and irresistible, El Camino was downright dirty. And dirty comes with all the positive connotations. Released just 25 days before the year was over, the album really tugged at the patience of die-hard fans, but upon its arrival, Christmas came early for all.
Extraordinary and unparalled, 21 was a focal point of 2011. Adele quickly found her home in the hearts of many. With heavy rhythms that seem minuscule when compared to her vocals, Adele’s raspy and powerful voice explicitly steals the crown for her as a singer with prowess and one of today’s finest. As a “break-up” album, Adele pours her heart out, leaving no room for any excess emotion in the atmosphere. Even those happily in love would surely feel the sorrows of heart-shattering losses. The first great album of the year came with such force and vigor that even now, nearly one year later, people are still feeling the aftershock of Adele’s dramatic album.
Colouring the world in bright hues of happiness and bliss, Mylo Xyloto came upon us as a meteor shower of school-boy rock; exactly what Chris Martin is about. Embracing who they are, Coldplay played this album with a starry essence. No, not the flamboyant type, but rather one where summer nights are all you yearn for and in very precise moments you find out what it means to be alive. Though bashed on by many critics for being generic and non-innovative, Coldplay conversely captivates their listeners. Quite frankly, it isn’t about the five-star rating, it’s about winning over hearts, and that’s exactly what Coldplay has done. The picturesque album awakens the childhood feelings that we’ve long forgotten.
Justin Vernon’s absolutely sensational voice, check. Justin Vernon’s amazing riffs, check. Justin Vernon’s ability to create masterful compositions, check. Bon Iver’s second studio album is truly one of the best I’ve ever listened to. Vernon draws his inspiration from the rawest feelings anyone could feel. Being someone who went alone to a cabin to write songs after being heartbroken, it’s clear that Vernon has experienced a lot more sorrows than many of us. And without a doubt his outlook on life must be incredibly fragile. However, he knows he wants to create music. Not aiming to be playing plain folk music, Vernon strayed away from finding inspiration by sitting down with guitar in hand for this album, instead he wanted to make music from scratch, almost like reliving the first moments of the big bang. The sounds present during the first few moments after the bang, that’s what I feel this album encompasses. The awareness of the surroundings yet not knowing what they are at all. It’s in that most raw nature that Vernon knew exactly what he wanted this album to be. And Bon Iver, Bon Iver turned out to be exactly that: a creation. Using bare elements, Vernon created from silence a sound so powerful and emotions so real that no one actually knew they could feel. Ten tracks was all it took. From beginning to end, Bon Iver, Bon Iver has solidified its status as the epitome of all albums, and for it to be released in 2011 is actually a blessing to the year 2011.
Thanks for reading, I leave you with slightly cramped fingers but very indulged ears.
I am totally not cynical about the holidays! I just like poking fun at songs. Designed for children. Poor, innocent minds… being corrupted with the following songs! If you missed part 1, please click HERE!
5. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
So, we’re back to wanting things for Christmas. First off, that’s not really what Christmas is about. Religious purposes aside, it’s a time to spend with loved ones and just be more giving and generous. This song seems innocent enough, but it is one of the biggest problems for people who celebrate Christmas: they forget the true meaning and simply want want want. I don’t think it’s a “catastrophe” that you’re missing two front teeth; if you’re a kid, I’m pretty sure that’s normal. If you’re an adult… then I’m sorry you either got punched or got into an accident.
Plus, how could Santa give a child her two front teeth? He’s not a dentist… nor the tooth fairy (although that’s kind of the opposite of what she does). Wouldn’t it be pretty odd to open up a small present and only see two teeth in it? Come on, it’s not like Dennis the Menace where the kid replaces Mr. Wilson’s teeth with Chicklets gum. Now that would be super creepy.
Creepier than real life Frosty the Snowman? Yes. Yes it is.
4. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)
I’ve gotta be honest with you: Chipmunk songs annoy the heck out of me. It’s not quite as bad as passing off animal sounds as music, but it’s almost at that level. You’ve got your nasal-y singers like Britney Spears, but why did we have to resort to high-pitched vocals? Music is so weird these days.
Maybe caffeine is the secret ingredient to high pitched voices...
Aside from that, the lyrics to this song really encompasses Alvin and the Chipmunks. You always see them getting into trouble, but now you see them in a whole new light: being big brats, especially around the holidays. I don’t know how Dave puts up with these talking animals (which is a red flag already, because that means you’re living in the Disney universe of some sort). The Chipmunks essentially want Christmas to come fast because it’s a “time for toys” and they “want a plane that loops the loop.”
And that ol’ patient Dave, he had to call Alvin’s name at least 10 times in this song (because he’s the “bad boy” that doesn’t pay attention) and he tries to give the boys some constructive criticism in the middle of the song. I’m sure it’s supposed to be funny, but after you know the Alvin and the Chipmunks shpeel (like Scooby Doo’s meddling kids bit), this song is more like one semi-decently written stanza, plus a bunch of hilarious references to the singers.
3. Santa Baby
Okay, this song has been covered by numerous artists; I understand that a band like The Pussycat Dolls would cover this, but Taylor Swift also did this. And it wouldn’t be so bad if the song didn’t sound like the singer was flirting with Santa. I’m sure the intentions of this sing are to simply get “an out-of-space convertible,” a yacht, a “deed to a platinum mine,” and on and on. Just because the singer claims to have been good this year doesn’t mean she should get a gigantic present that’s worth a lot! And imagine millions of women singing this song; I think Santa would be broke.
*Cringe*
I just think the worst part of this is calling Santa “baby” and”cutie”. He’d be like a grandfather figure and hearing someone using terms of endearment is simply too creepy. Not only are the lyrics about a spoiled girl who wants a bunch of expensive stuff, but she’s doing it in a terrible way: by using her sexuality as a weapon (or being/sounding sexy). Although I gotta admit the tune’s quite catchy.
2. Baby, It’s Cold Outside
This famous song is basically a girl singing with the boy responding in a super creepy way. She wants to leave his house, but he keeps protesting that it’s cold outside and he spikes her drink to stop her, too. Even though he’s complimenting her, you can definitely tell that his intentions are very, very bad. The guy seriously doesn’t understand when a girl says “no,” and despite her protests, the girl does nothing. If it were me, I would have bolted out the door before the guy could call me baby (and I’m assuming the two don’t really know each other).
"Say, what's in this drink?"
The lesson here? Even though there are millions of reasons to do something (leave the house) you know you should do, a guy’s sultry voice and protests are enough to keep you there forever until he’s done with you.
1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
I can’t imagine anything worse than seeing your mother kissing a stranger who is probably too old for her (assuming he’s immortal or something). Note that the kid is a creeper, “She didn’t see me creep,” which might lead to great stalking skills in the future. The mom, who is still married by the way, tickles Santa Clause, who is also married, and they kiss. It’s a short song, but it has a huge potential to scar anyone who hears it. I’m not sure if the mom has a thing for older guys, but Clause has no excuse for cheating on his wife!
So that is my wrap-up of the holidays: revealing terrible messages from classic Christmas songs. I hope you had a fantastic 2011, and I hope you all survive 2012!
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