On stressful and difficult school days or just in general, we all are in need of some good humour. So, in this blog, I present to you some of the funniest jokes I’ve heard. Even though these may not be the best, I hope these jokes cheer up your day or at least bring a smile to your face!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
I like elephants.
Everything else is irrelephant.
Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own eyes.
Today I gave my dead batteries away.
They were free of charge.
Why do ghosts love elevators?
It lifts their spirits.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg?
Every play has a cast.
I’m terrified of elevators…
…so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
