Jokes to Make Your Day!

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On stressful and difficult school days or just in general, we all are in need of some good humour. So, in this blog, I present to you some of the funniest jokes I’ve heard. Even though these may not be the best, I hope these jokes cheer up your day or at least bring a smile to your face!

When does a joke become a dad joke? 

When it becomes apparent.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All it was doing was collecting dust.

I like elephants.

Everything else is irrelephant. 

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed some space.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it’d be a foot. 

I don’t trust stairs.

They’re always up to something.

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. 

You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own eyes. 

Today I gave my dead batteries away.

They were free of charge.

Why do ghosts love elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why do you tell actors to break a leg?

Every play has a cast.

I’m terrified of elevators…

…so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

It gets toad.

Parallel lines have so much in common.

It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana. 

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