Walmart is a cheap and easy place to pick up most of your Halloween essentials. I have worn many a Walmart costume when I’ve been a) too cheap or b) too lazy to try to be creative or to do any DIYs. This being said, the big box chain is also the home to some weird, wacky and wild Halloween costumes (if that’s what you’re into). After going through pages of costumes of cartoon and movie *cough cough Frozen* characters and ‘sexy *insert occupations here*,’ I dug up some pretty, uhh, questionable getups. Check out the gallery to see them in full size.
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- Despite all of the hype that Minions get, I don’t mind the costumes. This one, however, LOOK AT THE FACE. Are you trying to scare the children??
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- Almost everything about this disconcerts me.
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- #canadianlyfe
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- Okay, maybe not THAT creepy, but I am genuinely concerned for you if you dress up as a condiment. At least try something with more than “mustard” written on it. Or no writing at all.
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- Okay, society, is it really necessary to sexualize candy?
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- Definitely suggestive without being revealing. Don’t worry about offending someone who knows nothing of computers.
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- Aside from perhaps being mildly religiously offensive, this exudes nothing but pure creep. Imagine a nun who uses so much Botox she can only move her eyes. Yeah.
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- I have nothing against TMNT, but that mask has to go.
Happy Halloween, everyone!
All photos courtesy of Walmart.ca. F / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8
