You’ll want to PUNch me after this blog 😉
Here’s 10 jokes:
- What happened when two artists had an art contest? IT ENDED IN A DRAW
- What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A CONDESCENDING CON DESCENDING
- Did you guys hear about the egg joke? YEAH, IT CRACKED ME UP
- What did you think of the joke about the high wall? IT’S HILARIOUS! I CAN’T GET OVER IT
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? WELL THE FLAG IS A BIG PLUS
- What do you call an alligator with a vest? AN INVESTIGATOR
- Why did the picture go to jail? BECAUSE IT WAS FRAMED
- What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? THEY’RE ITENTICLE
- What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? IT’S GROUND BREAKING!
- Why did the gym close down? IT JUST DIDN’T WORK OUT
Don’t stop… you have to read my 10 puns now, or else you’ll be PUNished.
- A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
- I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
- The past, the present, and the future walked into an empty room… it was tense.
- An atom loses an electron. It says, “Man, I really got to keep an ion them”
- I googled how to start a campfire. I got 48,500 matches.
- I once ate a watch. It was very time consuming.
- I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it.
- Do you know Ireland is only one sea away from Iceland?
- RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
And lastly…
10. I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
NO PUN IN TEN DID
