Here are 20 jokes to brighten your day!
1.They all laughed when I said I want to be a comedian.
Well, they are not laughing now! Wait…
2. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.
3. I invented a new word.
Plagiarism!
4.Why do scientists not trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
5.What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
6.What’s an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
The space bar.
7.Why did M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
8.How do you throw a space party?
You planet.
9.Two artists had an art contest.
It ended in a draw.
10.Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
11.Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
12.Why shouldn’t you trust the stairs?
They are always up to something.
13.Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
14. You hear the rumour going around of butter?
Never mind, shouldn’t spread it.
15.Where should you go in the room if you are feeling cold?
The corner- they are usually 90 degrees.
16. I saw Usain Bolt sprinting around the track shouting “why did the chicken cross the road?!”
It was a running joke.
17.Why did the giraffe get bad grades
He had his head stuck in the clouds.
18.Why is England the wettest country?
Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
19. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
20.Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he had a great fall.
