Local Events: Free Funny Thursdays!

Date: May 30th, 2013 Time: 12 pm to 2 pm Location: Stephen Ave, 1st and 2nd street S.W. Come laugh with FunnyFest stand up comics, while you eat your lunch and maybe receive a complimentary ticket or a discount to the 13th annual Calgary Comedy Festival, May 30 to June 9. Pick up a full…

Acca Awkward

Awkward moments. Aren’t they splendid. 1. That awkward moment when you don’t get the title of this post because you haven’t seen pitch perfect. 2. That awkward moment when you make a derp face to your friend to see how long it takes for them to notice, and they never do, but everyone else in the…

The Male Fashionista’s Meggings

We often start embracing old “fashion trends” again from time to time, don’t we? What does men in tights equal? Meggings, a combination of  “men” and “leggings”, is the so called “fashion rage of 2013”. This trend is now sweeping fashion circles everywhere to the point where major media sites such as the Telegraph have noticed that more…

Lock Stock and a bunch of Nutella Barells

Earlier today in Brad Hersfeld, Germany, an unknown number of thieves quite successfully pulled of a great heist and made off with five metric tonnes of diamonds,money, Lil Wayne records! Nutella worth $20,000!! (CBC). Now it must be said, I am quite partial to the wonderful gooey stuff and several afternoons have been spent watching Scooby Doo re…

11 Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

If your having a bad day and need a laugh I suggest you continue reading because in this weeks blog I’m going to list the ten cheesiest pick up lines ever used! Please do not ever use these, they are horribly funny. Caution if you do it may ruin any relationship or chance you have. …

Horrible Conversation Killers

Have you ever met a person who only talks about them self…or a person who will barely share his/her input so you feel like you are doing all the talking?! CONVO KILLERS 🙁 Have you ever had a conversation that went like this: Bob: Hey John: Hey Bob: What’s up? John: Not much  Ohhh those…

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Valentines day is here! So what better way to pick up some ladies and gents then with pick up lines! I’m just joking of course but everyone can use a good laugh every now and then.     I was wondering if you had an extra heart, mine seems to have been stolen. If you were words…

Calgary Opera celebrates Giuseppe Verdi’s 200th Anniversary with the rousing Falstaff!

This brilliant and amazing opera is brought to life by the great composer Giuseppe Verdi, with Calgary Opera celebrating his 200th anniversary this season. Falstaff is a hilarious and hearty adventure that is acclaimed to be one of Verdi’s greatest music achievements. It’s a masterpiece that would be Verdi’s last and only successful comedy. Verdi…

Favourite Websites!

So for a lot of us it’s exam break, which of course is just a time when we should really just be focusing on our studies (but in reality the only skills I’m improving on are my procrastination skills). Anyway, here’s a list of my favourite websites to spend time on while taking study breaks,…

Funny jokes about professionals

This post might offend you. As I will crack many jokes about some highly privileged within our society. While the richer folk flash around their fancy new i-Products and electronic thingamabobs, I am still making my pre-paid phone calls on my unbreakable Nokia. But, really guys. They’re just jokes. 😉 LAWYER JOKES Q: What’s the…

Someone should write The Book of Not Awesome

Have you ever read The Book of Awesome? Well, someone should really write The Book of Not Awesome. It’d be far more entertaining and it does the same thing — it makes people smile. I’ve decided to search up and think of some simple nuisances, as opposed to simple pleasures. Either way, the Book of…