Spending Valentine’s Day alone? Here are your horoscopes

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It’s that time of the year again. The smell of love is everywhere and chocolates and roses are selling like crazy. But what if you don’t have a partner to be with? How would you spend this Valentines Day on your own?

Aries
Aries is a very enthusiastic constellate, so it’s difficult for them to be alone. On Valentine’s Day, it would be a joke to walking on the street by themselves with love songs everywhere. So it is best for them to find several lonely friends and party until the next morning. This way, they can temporarily forget the grief that they are alone, and sneer at lovers who are spending their Valentines Day together.

Taurus

Valentine’s Day? What about it? Purely pointless and a waste of time. On this day they would play missing, where they turn off all of their communication tools. If not, they would walk alone, and take a close look at Mother Nature, enjoy the sunshine. Being a bachelor is good, this is a way to save money! But actually, Taurus bachelors are more uncomfortable than anyone else.

Gemini

Gemini would think like this: I am the cutest person in the world, and I am alone on Valentine’s Day? No way, those people are blind. So for today, I’ll just get the best out of it. There is one hair cut I never had time to do; today is the day. There are cool clothes which I usually did not dare to wear; I will wear it today. Even though today I am alone, I will never feel lonely.

Cancer
Cancer will not be any different from usual. On this day, they would be really nice to their family and friends. They will go out for dinner, and hand out roses and chocolates to their mother. After all, she is the woman who gave birth and made Valentine’s Day possible.

Leo
Most of the Leos cannot handle to not have a lover on Valentine’s Day. But if they are alone, they will go out to hang with their friends. Maybe they would meet someone who is also alone and they may start a relationship.

Virgo
Snort. Why would I want to give flowers and chocolates to anyone on this particular day? This is just another way for those companies to earn more money, and I would not fall for that. I would only buy flowers and chocolates for myself. Even know they might think this way, but they are pretty lonely on the inside.

Libra
Libra is really good at self comforting. They would smile about it and just let it go. They would stay in their house, drink coffee, watch TV, or go chat online with someone that’s also alone. After all, they only have themselves to spend this Valentine’s Day, so why not a happy one.

Scorpio

The truth is, Scorpios feel embarrassing if they are alone. So to avoid the embarrassment, they would bury themselves inside packages of snacks or taking a hot bath in a tubful of essence oil. The next day you see them, they would be full of energy and they would not be decadent like you imagined.

Sagittarius
If Sagittarius’s is alone, they would say to themselves: “I had way too many lovers before, so today is a day for me to relax.” They will call their friends and walk in the mall all day just to kill time. They can also turn on the music really loud and dance until they are too tired to move. If someone ask them: “What did you do on Valentine’s Day?” Sagittarius’s would clap their hands and say: “Yesterday was Valentine’s Day? Oh, I have forgotten all about it.”

Capricorn
Sigh. I have way too many jobs to do. My boss is still waiting for my presentation, and another customer wants me to go over there to take a look at his product. Valentine’s Day? I think not, I am too busy. Not everyone is like those lovers that have nothing to do. This is one excuse Capricorn use to avoid Valentine’s Day.

Aquarius
I am not like the general public; Valentine’s Day is too ordinary for me. I am waiting for the one that can change my life. You guys can be crazy all you want, but I am going to stay at home and eating popcorn. Take a cold shower at night and the next day I am a fresh person.

Pisces
Are you kidding me? A gentle and kind person like me doesn’t have a lover? This must be a test for me to see if I can handle it. Shortly, my luck would change and there will be one beautiful/handsome sweetheart waiting for me. We would have a perfect relationship.