First World Problems: last but not least!

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The last edition of my favourite problems from Marc and Craig Kielburger’s awesome book, My Grandma Follows Me On Twitter.

#50

If I walk to the nearby polling station to vote in the election I will miss voting for my favourite Canadian Idol singer.

FYI:

2.6 billion people lack democratic rights. And if you don’t vote, you’re not allowed to complain about anything that our government does.

#52

I’m out of perfume so I’ve got to smell like NOTHING all day.

FYI:

Every morning the average woman dabs 12 personal care products on her face and body, exposing herself to 126 chemicals. And let’s not forget one in seven Canadians have a breathing problem affected by chemicals in scented products.

#53

My laptop battery died in the middle of streaming “Grey’s Anatomy”. Gotta grab a cord while wondering whether or not Derek will forgive Meredith this time.

FYI:

Derek’s just a grumpy pouter with fancy hair. He always forgives Meredith.

#57

I missed “Pretty Little Liars” yesterday – now I have to avoid talking to my BFF’s until it’s online.

FYI:

More than 1.3 billion people do not have access to electricity, and thus have no idea that “A” is actually Mona and Toby! OMG!

#58

I’m dizzy from licking the envelopes of the Christmas cards I just mailed to my 100 closest family and friends.

FYI:

Canadians buy 185 million Christmas and New Years greeting cards every year – enough to fill a football field over four feet high.

#60

Having four bathrooms means having to clean four toilets.

FYI:

A Canadian family uses 20 to 40 litres of toxic cleaning products a year – including carcinogens, reproductive toxins, and endocrine-disputing chemicals that can affect both humans and wildlife.

#63

My friends caught me humming “The Backyardigans” theme song and now they say I’m too happy to be a goth.

FYI:

Studies show that a happy brain is more efficient and productive than a stressed or negative one.

#64

There’s no pizza joint on the beach in this Mexican resort town.

FYI:

Tourism is the main export in a third of all developing countries.

#67

I can’t see the winter wonderland outdoors because my windows are fogged over from keeping it nice and toasty inside for shorts and t-shirts.

FYI:

If every Canadian turned down their thermostat by two degrees in the winter, we’d cut 5% off our heating bills and 2.200 kilo-tonnes of carbon dioxide a year out of our climate.

#68

I can’t hear the TV over the sound of mom vacuuming.

FYI:

98% of Canadian teenagers don’t know where the “on” switch is located on the family vacuum cleaner.

#69

The drive to the grocery store isn’t far enough to warm up my seat heaters.

FYI:

The average member of a car-sharing program reduces their driving by 50 per cent, which reduces 1.2 tonnes of CO2 per year. Every shared car replaces six to eight private cars on our roads.

#73

I’ve sent my friend three text messages in the past hour and she hasn’t responded to any of them.

FYI:

Canadians send 220 million text messages a day (seven per man, woman and child).

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