No, I'm not a Shakespeare character reincarnate. You see, when I was five, my parents gave me a random book of names and I arbitrarily flipped to a page and chose the first one I saw. I like wearing sweatpants on test days, falling asleep to the Wailin' Jennys, and eating ice cream on a cold day. I've made cheesecake, croissants, and pies from scratch, and I hate it when I don't live up to my own expectations. As for potential Romeos...the only one that I've met in my 17 years of existence was a Yorkshire Terrier.
And you thought polyphasic sleep (https://youthareawesome.com/polyphasic-sleep-guide-sleeping-2-3-hours-day/) was a miracle. Thai Ngoc, a Vietnamese farmer born in 1942, claims to have stayed awake for over 38 years. Supposedly, his story was that after coming down with a fever in 1973, he hadn’t been able to sleep a wink. He’s tried medication, traditional folk remedies, and even liberal doses…
But how can an ordinary person like you or me seek to work the magic required to form this delicious amalgamation of ingredients without reverting to dramatically inferior store-bought versions? Fear not, for this blog will show you how.
Forgive the somewhat lame pun, but for all you tea drinkers out there, consider making – yes, making – your own tea from dandelion leaves!
