If your having a bad day and need a laugh I suggest you continue reading because in this weeks blog I’m going to list the ten cheesiest pick up lines ever used!
Please do not ever use these, they are horribly funny. Caution if you do it may ruin any relationship or chance you have.
1. It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
2. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
3. Are you lost ma’am because heaven is a long way from here.
4. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breathe away.
5. Can you take me to the bakery because I want a cutiePIE like you. (Hahahaha my personal favorite)
6. Do you have a band-aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you. (LAME)
7. Hi did you licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
8. Is you dad a jewel thief? Because your a real jem.
9. Did the sun come up or did you just smile?
10. If you were a burger at McDonalds you’d be McGorgeous!
11. I think we have a connection stronger than my wifi. (Hilarious!)
Hahahahaha these lines made me crack up and I thought I should share them with y’all to perhaps lighten your day? After all Thank God It’s Friday! <3 TGIF!
Now I have to say ^^^ that one is kind of sweet! 😛
Alrightty hope you enjoyed! Have a fabulous weekend!