Sometimes days can be a bit tiring or heavy, but a funny joke always manages to bring a smile. That’s why I love telling jokes, and to make your day better, I spent my time gathering a plethora of jokes that I hope you enjoy.
- I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust…
2. Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
All he needed was just some space…
3. Why did the M & M go to school?
To be a smartie…
4. Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under there nerves…
5. Can February march?
But April may…
6. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are so easy to see through…
7. How do trees get online?
They just log in…
8. Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 eight (ate) 9…
9. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was spotted…
10. What did a fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam…
11. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every play has a cast…
12. What do you call a bagel that can fly?
A plain bagel…
13. What do you call a bagel that can fly?
A plain bagel…
14. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta…
15. Why did 0 and 2 break up?
Because some 1 came between them…