Skate the Day Away

It’s nearly summer, which means you’ll want to be anywhere but indoors. If you love to skateboard or rollerblade, I’m sure you’ll be pumped to hear that community mobile skate parks will be popping up all over the city beginning later this month! The mobile parks will be open from 1pm-8pm daily (except on Sundays…

Waffle Vs. Pancake

Pancake: Why, hello Waffle, we meet again.  It looks as if  someone put holes in your face. Unlike you I have a nice smooth face. Waffle: Those so called ‘holes’ help hold in the delicious syrup and toppings, genius. Your toppings and syrup slide off and goes to waste, while people can pile up many…

How to Become a Millionaire: Part 1

A novel idea!!! *Disclaimer: This article is just for laughs as it is a satirical piece on how “wonderful” our book society has become.* Heylo folks! So, now that we, the world, are slowly coming out of a recession, youth are going into a new society of people, if the reader wills it, where anything may…