Favourite first world problems

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Sometimes it can feel good to remind oneself how good we have it, and it can’t be humorous!

When I got the book “My Grandma follows me on Twitter”, I wanted to share my favorite First World Problems (slightly altered so they make sense for our generation!)!

Since Marc and Craig Kielburger are brothers dedicated to leave our world a better place, please become active, since all these problems have possible solutions that we, in the first world, can make a reality!

#1

My triple-scoop ice cream is melting too fast for me to catch all the sprinkles.

FYI: Canadians consume $2.1 billion in ice cream annually – 11 times more money than we contribute to the Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria, and enough to stack scoops halfway to the moon.

#2

There’s nothing to watch on TV but poker tournaments and four different versions of CSI.

FYI: The average Canadian spends 17 hours a week watching television and 10 hours worrying about where they left their DNA.

#4

Whenever I order a book online, the courier comes when I’m still at school and I have  to go to the delivery depot to grab it.

FYI: Your local bookstore is probably closer than the next-day delivery outlet tucked in a strip mall on the outskirts of town. The public library is probably even closer, and the books are free!

#5

My significant other still hasn’t successfully captured my ideal peanut butter-to-jam ratio on my sandwich.

FYI: Yours personal PB-to-J ratio preferences are unique to you – like snowflakes.

#7

The price of gas is almost too high for me to drive the five blocks to the gym.

FYI: Cars account for 63% of total household greenhouse gas emissions and almost 10% of Canada’s overall contribution to climate change.

#9

I scored the last seat on the bus, but the belly of the pregnant woman standing beside me keeps bumping my head.

FYI: 95% of seniors and pregnant women have sorer feet than yours – let them have a seat!

#12

The homeless guy outside my local mall is so friendly that I feel bad for ignoring him every day.

FYI: 17-year-old homelessness advocate Hannah Taylor, who inspired Hannah’s Place Emergency Shelter in Winnipeg, says the greatest gift to give a homeless person is to acknowledge that you see them.

#13

I’m starving and the fast food restaurant across the street doesn’t deliver.

FYI: 40% of Canadian seniors don’t get enough calories and protein on a daily basis.

#15

My cottage doesn’t have internet so I can’t update my Facebook to tell everyone I’m at the cottage.

FYI: The average Canadian surfs the Internet 45 hours a month, mostly posting wildly glamorous party pictures of themselves or watching videos of rodents on water-skis.

Smile; you have it pretty good.

To check out the numbers that aren’t written above, I would suggest you get the book – it’s great (Or follow me on Twitter at @YAAMueller)

 

Source:

Craig and Marc Kielburger’s book “My Grandma follows me on Twitter …and other first world problems we’re lucky to have”

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Magdalena Mueller
Sometimes we can find our personalities in others, if we just chose to search for ourselves: “In the book Soldiers on the Home Front, I was greatly struck by the fact that in childbirth alone, women commonly suffer more pain, illness and misery than any war hero ever does. An what's her reward for enduring all that pain? She gets pushed aside when she's disfigured by birth, her children soon leave, hear beauty is gone. Women, who struggle and suffer pain to ensure the continuation of the human race, make much tougher and more courageous soldiers than all those big-mouthed freedom-fighting heroes put together.” ― Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl “I'd rather be thought of as smart, capable, strong, and compassionate than beautiful. Those things all persist long after beauty fades.” ― Cassandra Duffy “The strength of a woman is not measured by the impact that all her hardships in life have had on her; but the strength of a woman is measured by the extent of her refusal to allow those hardships to dictate her and who she becomes.” ― C. JoyBell C.